Nobody will invade America

[LivingOffGamblingMoney]

Just take a look at some of the messages and threads on the board in the upcoming college football season. Any halfassed intelligent country with any smarts at all isnt going to come over here and want to deal with the likes of Okies,LongHorns,Buckeyes,Razorbacks,Tigers,Aggies,Wolverines,Mountaineers, Utes, and the rest of this redneck nation. You all have to admit it,if we didn't have the attitude we do about a "Game" what do you think would happen? Any bets on whether they have thought about this? Not to mention that probably 50% or better of us own guns. Scary thought huh,teed-off rednecks with guns that don't get to watch CFB because some ignorant foreigner wants to invade us at that time(the night of the Orange Bowl) That'll get your buttkicked!

 

[-Slim-]

Drunk?

 

[whalewager]

yeah ok. thanks for pointing all that out. I feel much much better.

 

[ClipJoint]

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

Dude. I was so worried about being invaded. You're right, though. We have some scary names for our teams. People will probably invade Australia first. The Rabbitohs will never put up a fight.

 

[RobFunk]

LOGM for president in '08

 

[beetman]

The SHARKS will, however.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

Not if it's a land invasion.

 

[RobFunk]

If Jurrasic Park becomes a reality, we dont have a prayer.

All the dong rockets from NK will not stop T-Rex and his posse.

 

[beetman]

And how about the DRAGONS.

 

[RobFunk]

Also, mutant Wildebeests from Africa

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

Well, the WALLABIES and SPRINGBOKS will just roll over and die. Seriously.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

SWANS, KANGAROOS, and EAGLES

They're practically begging to be invaded.

 

[beetman]

There are eagles in Philadelphia.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

And Cardinals in Arizona.